The House of Windsor

An initiative to buy replacement electrical goods for the Palace from small British manufacturers goes terribly wrong when a floor buffer gets out of control. Danny is left to clear up the ensuing mess.

Kelvin concocts a plan to improve the Royals' image by running a newspaper contest to replace the Princess of Wales; Bermondsey and Foulsham are enthusiastic about the idea of being rid of Diana, but not so much on Max's methods.

A book exposing the scandalous bedroom antics and affairs of the Duke of Edinburgh is published in America. Nicholas encourages Max to sort out the potential mess.

A run-through of procedures in case of the death of the Queen Mother goes awry when one of the staff overhears a conversation out of context. At least a lucrative Japanese trade deal might come out of it!