

Old 1970s Martial arts films individually re-cut down to standard television half hour lengths, re-scored with hit music, re-dubbed with the comedic voice overs of hip hop personalities, and re-combined with comic book style graphics and video game theme pacing.
1. A chronically challenged old homie schools a young gun on the ways of a dunny that has mastered the art of not having to pay protection money. 2. A tight cat who exterminates suckas and reps for the real with a style as sharp as a blade until he gets straight gully with a Teflon-don-dadda.
Aired: 4/4/20033. Herbs betta recognize a kick-ass kung fu chick named Pinky Jenkins who won’t let anyone stand in the way of a mission to find her M.I.A. master. 4. A bi-curious Bruce Lee clone enters the dragon with his own personal psychic hotline which eventually connects him to a whacked-out links lovin’ wanksta.